August 2011
When you are home alone, and there is someone at...
July 2011
I don't give a fuck if a girl calls me ugly, but...
When someone post an ugly picture of you:
Cuando esperas a una persona en una esquina y...
Cuando mis hijos me pidan que les cuente un cuento...
() “Había una vez, en un lugar maravilloso lleno de colores, un chico que vivía con…”
(X) “Yo tenía un perro llamado Padentro. Una vez le dije ‘¡AFUERA PADENTRO!’, estaba confundido y murió.”
When a teacher gives you too much homework
Do it yourself bitch
Everybody's in a relationship and I'm here like
That’s so me right now.
I remember when my friends use to call the house...
My mom would call my name and i’d be like-
Then she’d say i had a phone call-
Then i’d answer the phone like-
Then my mom would ask who i was talking to-
